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Dead Space 3

You’ve got to give it to Issac Clarke, not only is he just a humble space engineer he also has stopped the Necromorph onslaught 3 times. Damn, that’s a lot of nuts. Read the rest of this page »

Assassins Creed 3

Desmond is back in his final outing in the Assassins Creed franchise, Or is it his final outing? Yes, actually it is. Read the rest of this page »

Hitman Absolution.

You would of thought this highly trained “Assassin”  would have grown at least a little but of a bush on his bald head, Just to make himself look a little less conspicuous. Read the rest of this page »

Long time no post. ( Awww )

Alrighty then. Read the rest of this page »

I’m Back. Again. + Tekken Tag 2 Review

How guys, really, really sorry for the delay in reviews and what not I was working the Olympics and Paralympics and getting up at 4.AM every morning, 6 days a week 12 hours a day left me with fuck all time to myself. I don’t know how long I am back for but I will get out a couple of reviews in the next couple days or so. Be grateful you bastards, not really, I love you all. Here is my review of  Tekken Tag 2. Read the rest of this page »

Max Payne 3

Moan, moan and fucking moan, I know he’s been through some shit but Jesus Christ on a lawnmower Max, smile!

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FIFA 13 Unveiling

Another year round trend is the massive FIFA football series and FIFA 13 has just been unveiled. Read the rest of this page »

The Warriors Game.

“I’m gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle”. Oh Ajax you funny fucker. Read the rest of this page »

Hitman: Absolution News

Bald head and a bar code can only mean one thing. He’s back! Read the rest of this page »

Assassin’s Creed 3 Gets a Gameplay Trailer

It’s about fucking time as well. Read the rest of this page »