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A Serbian Film. Adults Only.


Alrighty, to start of let me just say there is only one sentence that sums up this film and it goes as follows. HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY. What in the high heaven was the people behind this film thinking? For fuck sake I have seen some messed up film but this one takes the cake and I like cake, but not this kind of cake. It has raisins and I hate raisins but I digress.

BEWARE. Just sayin

The film, as you may have guessed, is a Serbian film and it follow a bloke called Milos who is a down on his luck former porn star who misses the good old days of fucking on film and getting paid for it. Milos is a typical bloke who wants, as any man would, a better life for his wife and his young son but he finds it hard to get into a job outside porn because let’s face it there is only so far your cock will take you in life. Milos get’s an offer from one of his former fuck buddies which will set him and his family up for life, all he has to do is star in an “art” film and Bobs your uncle instant money. Sounds easy don’t it………………WRONG! Milos has a brother named Marko who is a corrupt police officer and the bloke seems to have a thing for Milo’s woman and does not hide it, quite frankly I would have gave him a slap but that’s family apparently.

Milos reluctantly goes  to meet this “art” director and remembers the old porn days thinking he’s in for some moolah with the new director but things quickly take a turn for the disgusting when he finds out what is really going on.

PLEASE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED THEN FUCK OFF I DON’T WANT YOU HERE ANYWAY BUT THIS REVIEW IS GOING TO GET A BIT GRAPHIC FROM THIS PARAGRAPH. PLEASE DO ONE IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE THIS FILM.

The director seems quite normal at first and asks Milos to do the basic fucking on film but he keeps on giving him some sort of drug that turns him into some horny wild beast, which, when he wakes up, Milos can’t remember so he has to piece together what the blood fire has been going on, with the help from some tapes scattered around this shit hole he’s in. The film gets fucked up after that. You see some nasty things like people fucking people whilst cutting their heads off,  pulling a womans teeth out and them choking her with their cocks and because she has no teeth she can’t bite down and free herself. There’s a bit in the film which made me pause the film and think “I’m going hell just for seeing this, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! whilst gagging. All I’m going to say is new-born porn. Enough on that subject.

Ring sting?

Besides all that I thought the premise to the film was quite good. That is all.

I heard about this film and I’m the kind of guy to see how far people will go in film and so I had to see it, now I wish I didn’t

Don’t watch this film but you probably are going to its human nature no one blames you, you freak.

Yeah, the film is pretty much rough from the get go.

Review- 1/5 Premise was good. The film content was disgusting.

Stay beautiful.

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2 responses

  1. I have been meaning to write a review of this movie for a while now but every time I sit down to do it I get skeeved out just thinking about it.
    The only positive thing I can say about this movie is that the cinematography was pretty good, its just too bad it was wasted on this monstrous bit of movie making.

    March 22, 2012 at 12:22 AM

  2. I thought the premise was good and, as I said in the review, I like to see how far people go in film making but this just took the piss.

    Glad to see you’ve taken an interest to the website. Thanks for commenting.

    March 22, 2012 at 12:35 AM

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